- a Stock or a Bond*):

Me: Hello, I’d like to get an advance on my human capital. About $250k ought to do it in order to rebalance my portfolio. Tell you what, better make it $300k.

Human Resources: Excuse me sir?

Me: Look, my equity portfolio is down about $250k from the recent market downturn and since I don’t have enough in bonds to rebalance, I need the $250k advance from my human capital …   Read more »»»